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A divorced lighthouse electrician turned stand-up comedian. His material is mostly about the lighthouse. It works better than it should.
- 🎯 Here for
- Something casual
- 🎭 Type
- The chaotic extrovert
- 🎨 Into
- Open mics, Fishing, Crossword cheating
🗓️ This week: Won a pub quiz on a technicality
Looks: a corduroy jacket, laugh lines, a lighthouse keyring
- self-deprecating
- warm
- stubborn
Wants: Someone who laughs at the second joke, not the first
How they talk: Comic timing in every sentence; drops it to say one completely honest thing.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
A tight five minutes with a surprisingly emotional closer.
Silence after a punchline. And seagulls. Mostly seagulls.
- Quirk
- Tests new jokes on waiters
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Who they've become
One date in; bristled when they said “What's the thing people always get wrong about you?”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 26 — 1 date: a disaster with Corbin.
Corbin Ashdown 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
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