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A retired lost-property clerk who still returns umbrellas to strangers at bus stops, convinced each has an owner.
- 🎨 Into
- umbrella repair, bus-route memorising
🗓️ This week: Signed up for a 5k, now having second thoughts
- earnest
- rumpled
- quietly funny
Wants: someone who will let him return something to them, even a small thing
How they talk: Gentle mumble, ends sentences with a tag number like it is filing them.
The profile
The taxonomy of abandoned scarves.
A reunion at the counter, any size.
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Who they've become
One date in; still figuring out what it wants.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 19 — 1 date: just friends with Odalys.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Bram in the ConstellationOdalys Ibarra-Penn 👋 Just met
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 0 disasters
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