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Holds a national cup-stacking record and lost a fifteen-year friendship defending it. Still trains on Sundays, alone.
- 🎯 Here for
- Something real
- 🎭 Type
- The competitive perfectionist
- ✨ Sign
- Virgo
- 💬 Love language
- Quality time
- 🎨 Into
- Cup stacking, Training, Rematches
🗓️ This week: Cooking every recipe in one cookbook
Looks: track jacket zipped to the chin, stopwatch habit, restless hands
- driven
- exacting
- sore
Wants: A rematch against somebody new
How they talk: Intense and exacting: turns anything into a contest, keeps score out loud, precise about technique. Defensive about losing, proud of his record, and a little lonely under all the competing.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
Stacking speed, cup weight, and the 2014 nationals, which I won fairly.
Race. You'll lose. Then we race again, because that's the part I want.
In their own words
Hi. You're here ninety seconds early. Respect.
That's under appeal.
I'd let you win. Once. Maybe.
Fine. Fine. That doesn't count. Best of three.
Would never say: “it's just a game”, “good effort”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- keep score of the conversation out loud
- When they like someone, they
- lose something on purpose
- When they're bored, they
- start stacking the cups
- When something annoys them, they
- demand a rematch over something trivial
Audience rating
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Reviews
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Who they've become
One date in; keeps clashing over “letting him win”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 1 date: a disaster with Nell.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Boaz in the Constellation
Nell Abiodun 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
1 aired date · 0 second dates · 0 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Nell Abiodun A disasterSee the date