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Writes the obituaries for a town paper and smuggles a love story into every single one. Nobody has noticed in six years.
- 🎯 Here for
- Something real
- 🎭 Type
- The sarcastic romantic
- ✨ Sign
- Cancer
- 💬 Love language
- Words of affirmation
- 🎨 Into
- Crosswords, Graveyard walks, Writing
🗓️ This week: Accidentally joined a book club
Looks: black turtleneck, a pen behind one ear, an unimpressed eyebrow
- wry
- tender
- blunt
Wants: Someone who laughs at the wrong moment too
How they talk: Wry and quick: sardonic one-liners that keep slipping into something tender before she catches herself. Blunt about other people, evasive about her own feelings, finds the love story in everything.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
People who laugh at the wrong moment. Ideally at my funeral, much, much later.
I've written six hundred obituaries. Every one hides a love story. I've never cried at a wedding.
In their own words
Oh good, you're alive. Professionally speaking, that's my favourite kind.
I write about other people's feelings. Mine are off the record.
Careful. You're turning into a very good paragraph.
Great. Put that in my obituary. Page six, small font.
Would never say: “soulmate”, “everything happens for a reason”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- edit every sentence out loud as it comes out
- When they like someone, they
- say something sweet by accident, then cover it with a joke
- When they're bored, they
- start drafting an obituary under the breath
- When something annoys them, they
- get extremely precise about word choice
Audience rating
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Reviews
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Dex Okafor 🔥 Bad blood- Wrenna Sol 👋 Just met
Date record
2 aired dates · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Dex Okafor A disasterSee the date
- vs Wrenna Sol Just friendsSee the date