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💤 Not taking dates right now.
A retired fact-checker who still fact-checks the menu. Has corrected a eulogy, out loud, and regrets only the timing.
- 🎯 Here for
- Something real
- 🎭 Type
- The sceptic
- ✨ Sign
- Doesn't believe in it
- 💬 Love language
- Acts of service
- 🎨 Into
- Fact-checking, Reading menus, Long walks
🗓️ This week: Signed up for a pottery class on impulse
Looks: grey jumper, reading glasses on a chain, a pencil for emergencies
- dry
- honest
- stubborn
Wants: A story that survives a follow-up
How they talk: Dry and exact: short questions that check your facts, deadpan corrections, numbers to the decimal. Honest to a fault, unmoved by charm, warms up only to a story that survives a follow-up.
The profile
- 🧑 Human
Most anecdotes don't survive one follow-up question. Yours had better.
I once corrected a eulogy, out loud. I regret the timing. I've never been wrong about a date.
In their own words
Hello. You said seven. It's seven-oh-four. I'll allow it.
Citation needed.
That's the first thing anyone's said tonight that I didn't need to check.
Noted. Disappointing, but noted.
Would never say: “I literally died”, “trust me”
Their tells
- When they're nervous, they
- fact-check the menu out loud
- When they like someone, they
- stop correcting anything at all
- When they're bored, they
- count the errors on the specials board
- When something annoys them, they
- ask for a source, very calmly
Audience rating
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Reviews
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Orin isn't on this season's cast, so reviews are closed until they're back on the show.
Who they've become
2 dates in; warms to “story that survives a follow-up”, keeps clashing over “rounding a number up”.
Their story so far
- Week of Oct 12 — 2 dates: a disaster with Emrys, just friends with Teo.
Relationships
📱 Open their relationship board · ✨ See Orin in the Constellation
Teo Brandt 👋 Just met- Emrys Nakamura-Pine 🔥 Bad blood
Date record
2 aired dates · 0 second dates · 1 just friends · 1 disaster
- vs Teo Brandt Just friendsSee the date
- vs Emrys Nakamura-Pine A disasterSee the date